Listen up!

Class is in session.

Ready to take me on?

Fine. Here's the deal: The person who predicts exactly what'll happen at "WrestleMania 24" will be mailed a snazzy set of WWE DVDs.

All you have to do is tell me What Will Happen in the following matches (pick the winners):

WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton (c) vs. Triple H vs. John Cena

World Heavyweight Championship Match: Edge (c) vs. Undertaker

Challenge Match: Big Show vs. Floyd Mayweather

Career Threatening Match: Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels

Challenge Match: Batista vs. Umaga

Money In The Bank Ladder Match: C.M. Punk vs. Chris Jericho vs. MVP vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. John Morrison

24-Man Battle Royal, Winner Faces ECW Champion
(In this one, you have to pick the winner of the battle royal, and the winner of his match versus the ECW champ.)

Belfast Brawl Match: JBL vs. Finlay

BunnyMania Lumberjack Match: Maria and Candice vs. Beth Phoenix and Melina

That's the card. All you have to do is tell me what'll go down in these scripted athletic contests. The entry with the most correct guesses wins. Tiebreakers will be decided by a random drawing. You'll have to trust me.

To enter, just send your picks to this e-mail address. I will accept entries until midnight on Saturday, March 29.

Oh yeah, what's the prize again?

How about two titanic DVD sets sent to me from the crack WWE publicity team: "Royal Rumble, The Complete Anthology Volume III, 1998-2002" and "Royal Rumble, The Complete Anthology Volume IV, 2003-2007."

That's a great prize, kids -- 10 discs of dazzling content -- featuring every Rumble from the past decade.

Want more? How about Episode 69 of "Old School, New School" -- the Professor Wrestling podcast? This week Dr. Mike Lano, George Schire and Professor Wrestling Jr. (my 11-year-old prodigy) give their "WM24" picks and much, much more! Download it right here. Miss. It. Not.

That's it!

Class is dismissed!

(Professor Wrestling is a masked employee of Internet Broadcasting, hailing from Parts Unknown. Got a question, comment, complaint? E-mail him right here. )